Welcome readers, to my experiment. A while back the MTA began publishing the reasons why they have so many delays every day. And every month 395 of them are due to sick passengers, the majority of which are what they have politely termed"fainting dieters" While previously I did not have a personal agenda against these "fainting dieters", it really cheesed me off that I was running to work because Annie I-don't-feel-like-eating-because-I'm-a-attention-whore- Moron started not holding her shit together and passing out on the subway. So to channel my behavior into something productive I decided to start this little blog,dedicated to, yes, poking fun at extremely thin girls that you just want to walk up to and say: Please, eat something. An apple, a piece of bread, just something so you don't interrupt my morning commute. And I know this is going to make some of those girls mad, but let's all be honest here, they don't have a high enough blood sugar to coming running after me so they'll just have to sit around and be pissy (per their usual hungry routine). So welcome my fellow snarky bitches, and let the games begin!
*but seriously, if you're getting all bent out of shape I implore you to do something constructive instead of just writing nasty comments. Aka, please eff off.
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