Number 5

Ok, I know I need to get better with my sneaky snark, but this guy was in the way the whole damn time! Whatever it's good to have a human of average size in the frame for comparison anyways. What we have here, behind the guy tapping away on his phone and ruining my shot, is the Cryptkeeper's lover world's oldest anorexic. You can't see it, but this is a mature woman flitting around with this nonsense. I mean, she is so tiny her leg is the same size as the pole for the parking meter.  Let me say this again the parking meter. It boggles the mind. I had a sandwich with me at the time, but I sure as hell wasn't going to share it with this old piece of jerky, no siree bub. Fortunately for me (and the rest of the passengers) she remained conscious and functioning the entire time. So here's a congrats to the old girl, I hope she has fun at her destination later.  And that they serve lots of sandwiches. 

No sandwiches for wasteful women!

Unrelated, I freaking love this picture ----> Who wants to read Sandwich Girl anime with me?!?

Number 4

And we're back! This special lady I found wandering the streets in the rain complaining to some poor soul on the other end of her cell phone about how much her job sucks and how it's raining outside. (well technically misting, one of those awful events. Also, haven't we all been on the other end of those phone calls? Doodling on a notepad wondering when it's appropriate to hang up after listening to someone elses crazy?) As you can see she has developed a rather odd gate from all of that malnutrition taking its toll on her poor skeletal frame. I imagine that whatever it is that holds the hips in place is starting to disintegrate on a diet of vitamins and diluted cups of juice leaving her with a rather lurching stride as she gallantly slogs on up on the unforgiving pavement.  If anything she's a trooper, carrying a bag large enough to contain all of her vital organs alongside and not collapsing is really a feat of incredible strength for our Thumbelina. Now perhaps she can meet up with Prince Cornelius and throw back some thimbles of watered down honey nectar after her long, harrowing day of escaping sandwiches once again.

Black Swan- I'm glad Natalie got a sandwich

More than a few weeks ago a friend of mine asked if I was going to go and see Black Swan. My scornful reply came back as "WHAT?  Why am I going to pay money to see a bunch of girls flail about a stage anorexically?"  I'm sure Portman did a great job (and who doesn't adore Mila Kunis?) but my

point was why would I waste money promoting this kind of self-mutilation? Where are the movies celebrating the female form in it's curvy perfection? Even the New York Times review admits it went a bit far saying "Nina, looks more like a child than a woman, her flesh as undernourished as her mind" Girl, you gotta put down those dancing shoes and pick up a footlong from Subway. Get the veggie one, it's good for you and provides nutrients like calcium which help your skeleton  you know...exist.
Thankfully, after this role Portman got a few sandwiches and graduated back to a normal weight, and will soon be a proud mama. See  this looks much better. Now she doesn't
resemble a(n) ( inhumanly distorted)  Lady Gaga picture.

We're starting up again soon!

Sorry for the long break guys! Winter is a hard time to snark- mostly because everyone is wearing lots of bulky coats. Hopefully in the next few weeks I can start the snark again. (I missed a golden opportunity today at the gym, this girl was so tiny her clothes billowed around her like she was some kind of kite) In the meantime, here's a post on Black Swan to keep you company!

Number 3

This beauty I found stilz-ing around on the Upper East Side (an area just ripe for the pickings). Seriously ladies, a baggy shirt does not hide the fact that if you don't eat a cube of cheese immediately you're going to pass out and I'm going to have to step over you to get to where I'm going.*  There is just a complete lack of considering for your fellow man nowadays, not to sound like a Republican or anything but please, handle your shit. Resources and power bars should be used on those who actually need them and not a growing army of insectoid surf boards.

*you know what's exceptionally hilarious is I image searched for a picture of an emaciated giraffe for comparison and got some photos of Anne Coulter instead. heh.

MIA- your body fat

Ok so clearly I need to get better with my stealth snarky picture taking. I found this poor youth (the one on the right) outside an MIA concert (who by the way looked phenomenal). What struck me about this girl was the complete lack of body fat in any shape or form. Literally. It was like someone took a normal human and just whittled them down to unsustainable portions. As she walked away on her spindly new-calf  legs I was caught between an urge to either throw a pear at her, or eat a sandwich. I chose the sandwich.

Mooo, I eat more than you! 

Entry # 1

Here we have Entry # 1, though you can't see her face (as with all of these entries) you can obviously see that she in too too thin.  Like if a mop wore clothes and had legs, this is what it would look like. Girls that are this pin thin, often remind me of this. (warning do no click without girding your stomach) Except the mantis has a bigger ass. And as you can see, it is eating something. 

Honey, Please. Eat Something.