Number 3

This beauty I found stilz-ing around on the Upper East Side (an area just ripe for the pickings). Seriously ladies, a baggy shirt does not hide the fact that if you don't eat a cube of cheese immediately you're going to pass out and I'm going to have to step over you to get to where I'm going.*  There is just a complete lack of considering for your fellow man nowadays, not to sound like a Republican or anything but please, handle your shit. Resources and power bars should be used on those who actually need them and not a growing army of insectoid surf boards.

*you know what's exceptionally hilarious is I image searched for a picture of an emaciated giraffe for comparison and got some photos of Anne Coulter instead. heh.

MIA- your body fat

Ok so clearly I need to get better with my stealth snarky picture taking. I found this poor youth (the one on the right) outside an MIA concert (who by the way looked phenomenal). What struck me about this girl was the complete lack of body fat in any shape or form. Literally. It was like someone took a normal human and just whittled them down to unsustainable portions. As she walked away on her spindly new-calf  legs I was caught between an urge to either throw a pear at her, or eat a sandwich. I chose the sandwich.

Mooo, I eat more than you! 

Entry # 1

Here we have Entry # 1, though you can't see her face (as with all of these entries) you can obviously see that she in too too thin.  Like if a mop wore clothes and had legs, this is what it would look like. Girls that are this pin thin, often remind me of this. (warning do no click without girding your stomach) Except the mantis has a bigger ass. And as you can see, it is eating something. 

Honey, Please. Eat Something.

Welcome to my experiment

Welcome readers, to my experiment. A while back the MTA began publishing the reasons why they have so many delays every day. And every month 395 of them are due to sick passengers, the majority of which are what they have politely termed"fainting dieters"  While previously I did not have a personal agenda against these "fainting dieters", it really cheesed me off that I was running to work because Annie  I-don't-feel-like-eating-because-I'm-a-attention-whore- Moron started not holding her shit together and passing out on the subway.  So to channel my behavior into something productive I decided to start this little blog,dedicated to, yes, poking fun at extremely thin girls that you just want to walk up to and say: Please, eat something. An apple, a piece of bread, just something so you don't interrupt my morning commute. And I know this is going to make some of those girls mad, but let's all be honest here, they don't have a high enough blood sugar to coming running after me so they'll just have to sit around and be pissy (per their usual hungry routine). So welcome my fellow snarky bitches, and let the games begin!










*but seriously, if you're getting all bent out of shape I implore you to do something constructive instead of just writing nasty comments. Aka, please eff off.